observations: things that men can never do cool but are infinitely hot on women

inb4 you report, softerhater said i get 1 gender war post freebie. i'm probably wasting it.

• extreme side parts that conceal one eye

• eating a lot of honey, raw salmon, blueberries, et cetera like a bear preparing for winter

• excessive thinness

• crying in order to win the argument

• having a soft stomach

• gossip

• weak arms, or faking it ("can you help me with this?")

• wearing shorts in summer